Bark bark

 

You better take off that raincoat n get ready to BaRk BaRk if you wanna hang with the MaD dAwG in the DAMN DaWg PoUnD! Only thing there is to drink is a chilly Old Style Pilsner and the only food there is to eat is the pizza in my DaWg Bed.

There's only two rules you gotta follow to be a true MaD DaWg:

1. BarK for NO

2. BArKBarK for YES

You think you're ready? -well the MaD DawG does too!

If you wanna ask me any questions just fill out the form below and I'll BaRkBArk back atcha ASAP!

Also - to get ya started, here's a complete list of stuff you gotta LOVE more than a DaWg BoNe to be a REAL MaD DaWg!!! BARKBARK

  • Campbell's Soup
  • Carlee Quinn
  • Elise Trouw
  • Pressed
  • Paramount Network
  • PRIMITIVE MAN
  • Local Ottawa Live
  • Tokes Platform
  • First Nations Financing
  • AHLOT
  • Boycott The OCRC
  • Dear Darkling
  • Eagleson
  • Birling
  • Flora Hall Brewing
  • Heavy In Ottawa
  • Rebel 101.7
  • Bearshark
  • Cannabis Culture Ottawa
  • First We Feast
  • Aura Aeternus
  • Cruciamentum
  • Shelby Elstone - Signature Sold
  • vitaminwater
  • The Haig
  • Spinebuster
  • POWERBOMB
  • ZackFest
  • VICE Canada
  • Daily High Club
  • Metalocalypse
  • Rick and Morty
  • Maou Mindu
  • Alcohol Humor
  • CHUO 89.1 FM
  • UNILAD
  • Frank Gallagher
  • Shameless Memes
  • Atmospheric Black Metal Albums
  • Jonah Hill
  • Flowermate Vaporizers
  • Prey
  • Bandcamp
  • Metalhead Memes
  • Memes of Heavy Metal
  • Apothecary
  • The Diving Ends
  • Black Oak Decline
  • Disaronno
  • Daniel Novaes
  • Ghost Bath
  • Astral Path
  • Ringwraith
  • Forget Conformity
  • In Cycles In Circles
  • Doom Stoner & Sludge
  • UNILAD Gaming
  • Pit Viper
  • Hellstorm Productions
  • Terry Cahill
  • BuzzNick
  • Messe Noire
  • The Circle Of Nine
  • Mayfield
  • THEY GRIEVE
  • Sam Film Photo
  • Sleaze Roxx
  • MDG
  • Octavia Productions
  • Letterkenny Problems
  • Jordan Gauthier - Drum Technician
  • TC Artist Management
  • Shutter/Music
  • Cold Shoulder
  • Anniversary
  • Foodbeast
  • Thunderkok
  • Nihilist Memes
  • MISSIONER
  • Crypt TV
  • Mad Trapper
  • RATS
  • PEAKS
  • Relapse Records
  • Mad Printing
  • Norilsk
  • Humut Tabal- disbanded
  • Reddit
  • Neurosis
  • Sunn O)))
  • Memes
  • Sony
  • Anonymous
  • Drummers for Life
  • Silicon Valley
  • Mydrumapp
  • Greta Knights
  • Chiefin' Clothing
  • Green Rush Daily
  • Claxton Drums
  • Hammer Smashed Radio
  • Montebello Rockfest
  • Adventure Time
  • Hunter, Gatherer
  • Herb
  • Custom Drumsticks
  • Velvet Revolution
  • Rydell
  • Boys Night Out
  • Next Level Fans Shop
  • CHORD Productions
  • Halfsleeper
  • Vater Drumsticks
  • Nerd Block
  • Crucial Records
  • Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey
  • INDOCHINO
  • Tipsy Bartender
  • Ninja Drummist
  • Miller Genuine Draft
  • Mavericks
  • Your Scent Lady Ashley- Haliburton County Scentsy Source
  • Inked Magazine
  • Ex Falsiane
  • Best Buy Canada
  • Iommic Temple
  • Revocation
  • Mutoid Man
  • Brooke Thomas
  • Blackcraft
  • Alesis
  • Molson Canadian
  • Sailor Jerry
  • All That's Interesting
  • Output
  • Facebook
  • Led Zeppelin
  • Windows
  • Nutella
  • Pizza Hut
  • Coca-Cola
  • Tic Tac
  • Kinder
  • NESTEA
  • Bacardi
  • Nespresso
  • NRML
  • Babylon Nightclub
  • SilverFox Drumsticks Canada
  • F.Dorsey tattoo
  • Yuc0u363 rei
  • Canadian Club
  • J.P. Wiser's
  • Ivy Jean
  • The Great Diversion
  • ENTHEOS
  • Meytal Cohen
  • Fox Sounds
  • Zaphod's Ottawa
  • CraveTV
  • Ladies of Metal
  • Call of The Void
  • Mattias Adolfsson
  • Tallies - Thrifty Kids
  • Kichesippi Beer
  • Drumeo
  • Whetung Ojibwa Centre
  • Vaudou Drums
  • Woe
  • Microsoft Store
  • Just Drums
  • Union Local 613
  • TurboFlix
  • Killer Drum Videos
  • Niykee Heaton
  • D'Arcy McGee's - Sparks St., Ottawa
  • Rockstar Games
  • Leafs Nation
  • Excel Gum
  • Coors Banquet Canada
  • Proud To Be a Drummer
  • Heartbeat Percussion
  • Kate Upton
  • Mark Z. Danielewski
  • Drummers
  • Contrarian
  • Leafs Feed
  • World Cannabis
  • Here Comes Bigfoot
  • SlamBuzz
  • ViralNova
  • 4-Colour, 8-Bit: Comics & Games
  • Whirr
  • Adult Swim
  • Tattooed women are sexy
  • Toronto Maple Leaf Hockey Lovers
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Young Statues
  • Alex Rudinger
  • Travis Orbin
  • Sketchy Poutine
  • Bluebird Coffee
  • RMWB Emergency Services
  • Montreal School Of Rock Guitar Academy 438-933-7767
  • Sombre
  • Leaky B's
  • CONTINENTAL HC
  • Our Souls Evolve
  • Montreal Metal Shows (YouTube Channel)
  • VICE News
  • Chris Hornbrook
  • Men's Humor
  • Superbad
  • Frank Zappa
  • Kortney Grinwis
  • Mill Street Brewery
  • 3D Printer World
  • PINE
  • CityFolk
  • Morning Metal
  • Family Guy: The Quest for Stuff
  • THE GASLIGHT ANTHEM
  • Skeletonwitch
  • Mad Jack
  • Waffles the Cat
  • Heavy Artwork
  • Hit The Switch
  • Inkredible Ink
  • Pretty Tittyz
  • Flybar
  • Only When Camping - Canada
  • theCHIVE
  • Three Little Birds
  • Apartment 2 Recording
  • Drunk History
  • I Love Drums
  • World crazy tattoo
  • The Beer Man
  • PearlCanadaFanPage
  • Funniest Stuff on the Internet
  • Ondes Chocs
  • Trap Them
  • House of TARG
  • Daisy
  • Inked Till Death
  • Drum Talk TV
  • BC Organic Bud
  • Ottawa Apartment
  • Tyler the Creator
  • Video365
  • Discover Ireland CA
  • The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
  • Drunk and on Drugs Happy Funtime Hour
  • Sunny Day Real Estate
  • Cruel Hand
  • SJC Custom Drums
  • Boys Night Out
  • Paramount Properties
  • Cellular Enlightenment
  • I Love Lucid Dreaming
  • Tongue Eating Louse
  • markianmusic.com
  • Cali Crusher Designer Grinders
  • Collider
  • ...From The Deep
  • seahaven
  • Nirvana
  • Gamers On Board
  • Lmao Mommy
  • Kurt Ballou
  • Within the Ruins
  • NASA Earth
  • Jimi Hendrix
  • Chiodos
  • Dance Gavin Dance
  • Scale the Summit
  • Century Media Records
  • No Sleep Records
  • Metal Blade Records
  • Iron Maiden
  • Vans Warped Tour
  • Anthrax
  • Mike Portnoy
  • Napalm Death
  • BEHEMOTH!
  • Carcass
  • Sepultura
  • Decapitated
  • Topshelf Records
  • Record Store Day
  • Birds in row
  • Metal Hammer
  • Beautiful girls
  • I got burned once but fuck you
  • Pathogenic
  • Pistonhead Lager
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm
  • JOHN DUNSWORTH AKA "MR. LAHEY"
  • Kataklysm
  • Women with Ink
  • Vertigo Records
  • Carlsberg
  • Infant Annihilator
  • "Drums, Drummers and Drumming"
  • Nails
  • Liquor Store Party Bar
  • GamesRadar+
  • Heavy T.O.
  • Zombieland
  • Parks and Recreation
  • Aerodrums
  • Joseph Gordon-Levitt
  • Jack Black
  • Bryan Cranston
  • Amazing Tattoos
  • Simpsons quotes that nobody gets anymore
  • Jerry Seinfeld
  • Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
  • Cottage Life
  • Army of Darkness
  • New Game Network
  • Bell Let's Talk
  • Bonnie View Inn
  • Soul Drums
  • Gutters
  • Ottawa Wolves RFC
  • Century Drum Shop
  • Urban Dictionary
  • Dinosaur Jr
  • Gojira
  • Titanfall
  • Hockey Night in Canada
  • Four Wall Scenery
  • Modern Life Is War
  • Skies Beneath
  • Touche Amore
  • Bad Brains
  • Tattoos by Scotty
  • Burgers n' Fries Forever
  • The Diamond Mine Agency
  • Interesting Things
  • Will Ferrell
  • Weekend Nachos
  • Heart Fest
  • Fox Rocks Recording Studio
  • Friday Funnies
  • Gadgism
  • Mod Ottawa
  • Golden Iron Tattoo Downtown Toronto
  • Heartbeat Distributors
  • Seth Rogen
  • Ghost Story Games
  • Ottawa Experimental music
  • Trash Talk
  • NHL Memes
  • Ibanez Guitars
  • The Gallery 21 Fine Art Photography by Keith Woodard
  • Mindful Mixing
  • Antlion
  • GOT 2 GO
  • Dearly Beloved
  • Tim Watts Photography
  • World of Lucid Dreaming
  • MetalSucks.net
  • Super News Horror
  • Mapex USA
  • Brain Pickings
  • Prohibition Brewing
  • Nile
  • Dumb is funny
  • Timpano-percussion
  • G Custom Guitar & Repair
  • Sharks 360
  • American Horror Story
  • Metal Injection
  • Dangerous Minds
  • PinupPost.com
  • The Law Of Attraction
  • Terry Bozzio Official
  • Sick Drummer Magazine
  • Science
  • Someecards
  • Simon Pegg
  • Meditation Masters
  • canabud.ca
  • Go Green
  • Archer
  • DIAL A BOTTLE
  • Hard Luck Bar
  • Call of Duty
  • Citizen
  • Mod Club Theatre
  • Tommy's
  • Nick Frost
  • MusicVaultz
  • Boston Pizza
  • Music
  • Sparks Street
  • Cubender - Building Websites for the Future
  • Domino's Pizza
  • TekSavvy Solutions Inc.
  • Morphsuits
  • Tattoo Culture Magazine
  • Guy Code
  • CollegeHumor
  • Sparrows
  • Kate Upton Fanpage
  • Breakfast Television Toronto
  • Deafheaven
  • Deathwish Inc.
  • KillKassidy
  • Circle Takes the Square
  • Dave's Drum Shop
  • Eating Well Ottawa
  • Voodoo Lab
  • Rockstar+Vodka
  • Ubisoft Canada
  • St. John's Music - Ottawa
  • Rad Doom
  • J'e4germeister
  • Bill Nye The Science Guy
  • I Hate "Battery Low
  • Boshkung Brewing Co.
  • Byron McBride
  • This Page Will GROW Your Mind
  • Stay Heavy Studios
  • Rings of Saturn
  • Nomads hemp wear
  • Growers Cider
  • I'd Hit That
  • Fireball Whisky
  • Don't Tell Momma tattoos
  • The Clubhouse
  • The Drummer's Database
  • Islands & Empires
  • Balance and Composure
  • Bayside
  • Thursday
  • La Dispute
  • Horse The Band
  • Job for a Cowboy
  • Carnifex
  • Anthony Green
  • Alexisonfire
  • Maxim
  • RED FANG
  • Drums Outlet
  • Fit For An Autopsy
  • Ottawa Events
  • DRUM! Magazine
  • IDrum Magazine
  • VICE
  • YC Drum Company
  • Lost Pinup
  • Drum Porn
  • SickKids Foundation
  • Drum Workshop Inc. (DW Drums)
  • Indigo, Chapters and Coles
  • Modern Drummer Magazine
  • The Thirteenth Floor
  • We Were The Fires of Rome
  • Abraxas - RIP
  • Black Widow Drum Web
  • Arkells
  • Budweiser
  • Rotti
  • KPP Concerts / Kingston Punk Productions / Fun House Concerts
  • The Flatliners
  • Metalworks Institute
  • Black Lapel
  • Write Home
  • Thought Space
  • XC
  • Fair For Canada
  • Teacher's call it copying?? we call it TEAMWORK!
  • HorseCop
  • Dark Horse Percussion
  • Collections
  • Curve Lake First Nation
  • Poison the Well
  • I, The Breather
  • Why don't you try this?
  • Keith Moon
  • Onside Access
  • Hopeless Records
  • This Page Will Blow Your Mind
  • Wired Guitarist
  • The Simpsons Quotes/Memes
  • neighbours.
  • GILBERT RUGBY
  • Haliburton Highlands
  • Scene
  • Absolut
  • Freedom Mobile
  • World Famous Rockcliffe Tavern
  • Undergrads
  • Kijiji Canada
  • Just Eat Canada
  • Nintendo of Canada
  • Sex, Tattoos and Rocking Humour
  • The Mind Unleashed
  • The Circle Pit
  • Canadian Beauties....
  • Canada D'Eh 5K Run
  • Lay's Canada
  • Granelli Audio Labs
  • The Saddest Landscape
  • History Of Sexy Ink
  • The World is a Beautiful Place & I am No Longer Afraid to Die
  • Aboriginal and Tribal Nation News
  • Audible
  • Killitorous
  • Drunk and on Drugs Happy Funtime Hour For the United States
  • HYPE.
  • The uc0u916 PEX
  • Old Spice
  • Ultimate Drum Camp
  • Exalt
  • Corona Canada
  • Hockey Memes
  • HEAVY MONTR'c9AL
  • Wilson Art
  • Funny Or Die
  • Assassin's Creed
  • LCBO
  • KEN mode
  • Slice The Cake
  • J. Bannon
  • Rickard's
  • Arrested Development
  • The Acacia Strain
  • Pizza
  • i like my music LOUD
  • It Dies Today - OFFICIAL PAGE
  • Portugal. The Man
  • Walter White
  • Intronaut
  • Barrymore's
  • 2PAC
  • Bridge Nine Records
  • The Summer Slaughter Tour
  • Cooking
  • Metalheads Memes
  • Bored Game Films
  • Radbee Productions
  • shark wrestling
  • The Simpsons
  • Death Proof
  • Singing
  • Stick To Your Guns
  • iwrestledabearonce
  • Queen
  • Cookie Monster
  • American Dad
  • Animals As Leaders
  • Set Your Goals
  • Star Wars
  • Cruel Hand
  • It Dies Today
  • Emarosa
  • The Chariot
  • Trash Talk
  • Weeds
  • Tenacious D
  • I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
  • Anchorman
  • Thrice
  • Mike Mangini
  • Concerts
  • Evans Drumheads
  • Driving
  • Community
  • Minus the Bear
  • The|HAARP|Machine
  • Baroness
  • Title Fight
  • Pianos Become The Teeth
  • Cult of Luna
  • Living With Lions
  • Shark Week
  • Pelican
  • Brand New
  • Safekeeping
  • Half Baked
  • The Sixth Sense
  • Halloween (franchise)
  • Nintendo 64
  • Sunny Day Real Estate
  • Trench
  • Goodsprings
  • Ottawa Hardcore
  • Monolith
  • Tigers Jaw
  • Old Rules
  • Rickyisms
  • Hrvrd
  • He Is Legend
  • Snoop Dogg
  • Jackass
  • MTV
  • Step Brothers
  • War From A Harlots Mouth
  • It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
  • Bacon
  • That 70'92s Show
  • Trailer Park Boys
  • Dave Chappelle
  • Russian Circles
  • Poison the Well
  • West 49
  • Toronto Brewing Co.
  • Pains
  • BioShock
  • Chronic Ink Tattoo Shop Toronto
  • Rugby
  • We Were Skeletons
  • Prawn
  • gates
  • Long & McQuade Musical Instruments
  • Crystal Head Vodka
  • The Whiskey Bar
  • hmv Canada
  • LIQUID CHROME
  • The Tattoo Page
  • Billy Talent
  • Inception
  • 5 Gum
  • Toy Story
  • Starbucks
  • Classified
  • Deftones
  • Sewn Eyes
  • Foo Fighters
  • Seinfeld
  • Subway
  • Fight Club
  • Bob Marley
  • Erratic Youth Entertainment
  • Workaholics
  • BarWorksone Ottawa
  • Coors Light Canada
  • Years of Lead
  • Inked and Sexy
  • Tattoo acceptance in the workplace
  • FIRE Gary Bettman Petition (Official)
  • City and Colour
  • Oreo
  • COUNTERPARTS
  • The Big Bang Theory
  • Skittles
  • YouTube
  • Tradegy AA
  • Dylan Simpson Photography
  • Devils Night Entertainment
  • End Of Crisis
  • Adam Wyatt Design
  • Reflections
  • Pink Floyd
  • As Cities Burn
  • John Carpenter's The Thing
  • Basement
  • Taking Back Sunday
  • Tosh.0
  • Circa Survive
  • Dawn of the Dead
  • Shaun of the Dead
  • Jay and Silent Bob
  • Defeater
  • Comic Books
  • All Shall Perish
  • Land of the Dead
  • blink-182
  • The Black Dahlia Murder
  • La Dispute
  • Video Games
  • Graffiti
  • At the Drive-In
  • Jason Bonham
  • Amusement parks
  • The Walking Dead
  • Arsonists get all the girls
  • The Zombie Survival Guide
  • Steve Carell
  • Shai Hulud
  • Moshing
  • Rhythm Magazine
  • Batman Arkham
  • Catalyst Collective
  • I fucking love gaming
  • Meinl Cymbals
  • Truth Custom Drums
  • Spectrasonic
  • Ottawa Tourism
  • James Ready Beer
  • I fucking love science
  • Grey Goose
  • All In Merchandise
  • Mestis
  • Vic Firth
  • International Musicland Ltd.
  • Generation Moon
  • Code Orange
  • Polar Bear Club
  • Monster Canada
  • Unexplained Things Are Out There - Utaot.com
  • Universe Explorers
  • The Beer Store
  • Team Deftones
  • The Legend of Zelda
  • We Live In A Beautiful World
  • Barflies
  • Alexander Keith's
  • Charlie Day Quotes
  • Sport Chek
  • Lone Star Texas Grill
  • Walmart Canada
  • Steve's Music Store
  • Crush Canada
  • Moosehead
  • Subway Canada
  • EB Games
  • Mike Smith (Bubbles)
  • Misery Signals
  • After The Burial
  • Ottawa, Ontario
  • Single Mothers
  • Breaking Bad
  • Mega Jump
  • YOUR DEMISE
  • Wedding Crashers
  • Super Troopers
  • Empire Records
  • Between The Buried And Me
  • Substructure
  • D-Dub Designs
  • Xbox
  • Trailer Park Boys
  • Jonathan Cabana
  • Airheads
  • Drummers United
  • Ion Dissonance
  • Bermuda
  • Ireland Rugby
  • Dead Space
  • Metro - The Game
  • Periphery
  • Volumes
  • Fall In Archaea
  • Born of Osiris
  • Mureau
  • DYLYN
  • Highways To Fairways
  • Sumerian Records
  • INTERVALS
  • Raiden
  • Almost Famous
  • Alien
  • Ontario Hardcore/Metal Scene
  • Crush 'Em All Tour
  • The Faceless
  • Born of Osiris
  • VEIL OF MAYA
  • Last Chance To Reason
  • BioShock
  • Rugby
  • 7th Floor Vapes
  • No Bragging Rights
  • Comeback Kid
  • Rugby Canada
  • Stand By Me
  • R.I.P. Mathieu Paquette
  • Kingston, Ontario
  • The Contortionist
  • Continent
  • Fuzion Bartending
  • Cuddling
  • Wilderling
  • Right Before The Rise
  • Push It Up Records
  • Pin-Up 4A Cure
  • Bathurst
  • Knocked Up
  • The 40-Year-Old Virgin
  • STORTINI
  • Boy Meets World
  • Solace
  • KING ME
  • Getting Paid
  • Playboy
  • Dancing With Paris
  • Metallica
  • SABIAN
  • Partying
  • Job For A Cowboy
  • Deadly Horizons Clothing
  • The Office
  • Derek Branscombe - Director & Cinematographer
  • Futurama
  • NEW BEGINNINGS SKATEBOARDING
  • BEHEADING OF A KING
  • Xbox Canada
  • NHL
  • Still Standing
  • South Park
  • Arrested Development
  • Boy Meets World
  • Stand by Me
  • Metalocalypse
  • Super Troopers
  • The War at Home
  • The Hangover
  • Family Guy
  • Heroes
  • Viva La Bam
  • How I Met Your Mother
  • Entourage
  • Almost Famous
  • Airheads
  • Still Crazy (film)
  • The 40-Year-Old Virgin
  • American Pie 2
  • Empire Records
  • Rock Star
  • Knocked Up
  • I Love You, Man
  • Forgetting Sarah Marshall
  • Pineapple Express
  • Guitar World
  • Fredric Drum
  • The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
  • The Historian
  • Wedding Crashers
  • Magazines Ap
  • Revolver (comics)
  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  • And Many More
  • After the Buriel
  • Biography
  • Between the Buried and Me
  • Stray From the Path
  • Music Books
  • Crime in Stereo
  • Black Dahlia Murder
  • Norma Jean
  • Underoath
  • Whitechapel
  • Haste The Day
  • Xbox 360
  • Gaslight Anthem
  • Hockey
  • Dance Gavin Dance
  • And I Work
  • Hanging With Friends
  • Suicide Silence
  • Every Time I Die
  • BRING ME THE HORIZON
  • Oh, Sleeper
  • August Burns Red
  • Beer
  • Drum kit
  • Whiskey
  • Anything Music
  • Canada's Wonderland
  • Rob Dyer
  • Skate4Cancer - Dream.Love.Cure.
  • Brighter Brightest
  • 96.3 BIG FM
  • EA Mobile
  • STRUCTURES
  • In Desolance
  • Ironclad Graphics
  • ARCHITECTS
  • It's called a status. Not a diary.
  • I bet TEAM CANADA can get 1,000,000 fans before TEAM USA
  • Loud Music
  • Halo Legends DVD
  • Were you dissing Canada? I couldn't hear you over my health-care benefits.
  • The Yellow Sign
  • TSN
  • The Dillinger Escape Plan
  • Mastodon
  • Steel Dragon
  • Maple Leafs Fans
  • Reese
  • Jones Soda
  • LIFERUINER
  • GET UP!.... I AM UP !*goes back to sleep*
  • The Intake of Glass
  • Pig Squeal (BREE BREE!)
  • I Knew That Song Before It Was Popular
  • Cheech and Chong
  • Toronto Maple Leafs
  • Randomly laughing because you remembered something funny.
  • Canada
  • Aprils Accident
  • Not Giving a Fuuck
  • Converge
  • Smosh
  • Watermelon
  • Illuminate The Sky
  • Dairy Queen
  • I hate waking up during a good dream and it won't come back!
  • Alternative Press
  • Tim Burton - Official Page
  • Tattoos by Tattoo Lovers
  • Finding Money In Your Pocket
  • House Parties
  • Megan Fox
  • trampolines
  • Lost Cause
  • Laughing when someone falls
  • SuicideGirls
  • Will Smith
  • Mini Eggs Cadbury
  • Not being on fire
  • laughing
  • Tattoos by myttoos.com
  • Gummy Worms
  • CANADA
  • Aiode
  • Step Outside, Buddy
  • Slick Hoodies
  • Two and a Half Men
  • Fuzzy Peaches
  • Threadless
  • Chewing Gum
  • uc0u925 u945 u953 , u920 u917 u923 u937 !
  • Zildjian Company
  • Rugby
  • Ice Hockey
  • guitar
  • Tattoos and Tattoo Art
  • Drinking